They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
false alarm, still single
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
