But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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