wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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