so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
what is it with giant penises always finding me
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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