i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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