Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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