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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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