I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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