Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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