THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Randomize
