what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
