so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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