Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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