My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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