On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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