Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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