and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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