He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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