Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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