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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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