I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I smell like Dick and happiness
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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