the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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