dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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