Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
even my farts smell like vagina
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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