from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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