As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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