I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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