Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
This toilet bowl is my home.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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