just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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