Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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