I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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