In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I can't put those talents on a resume
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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