i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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