I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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