Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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