i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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