I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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