I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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