He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
why is half of my head shaved?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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