I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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