Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
