How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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