pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
