Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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