but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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