Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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