i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
BRING THE BAGELS
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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