I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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