Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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