it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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