dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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