bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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