I CAN MOONWALK!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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